My Life (it aint pretty)

Okay my ex loves this HOT brunette chick.... WTF? I mean she ain't all that is she ??? Shit I just don't get it....

Oh this is my neighbor and good friends Bubba and Lucille. They know how to parteeeeeeeeee.

Oh yeah and I am a momma . This here is my two great boys...Beau and Luke.....they are chips off mommas block even though they has two different daddies.

This was our delicious holiday dinner. YUM YUM < weiners and tator tots. My personal favorite.

Oh and this is Elvis or Alvis or sumpin . A dood I met on the net and spent some quality(meaning fuck buddy) time with over thanksgiving.

He tied up one of my younguns with duck tape, but it was just fer fun and games cause thats how we like it here. Thats him trying to get rid of all the beer boxes and bottles from our shindig.

Man these signs piss me off...don't be a fat hater y'all.

This is some of my family at Christmas getting down with our bad selves. We know how to throw it down man!

Oh, and if you don't recognize me here cause I was skinnier( for once) from a diet of apples and beer to fit into my wedding dress. I ballooned up shortly after this. Man I got messed up at that wedding.....fucked up man.......but its all good cause the kids didnt mind....ah I think.

Biker Babe Ashley

Man my ex-husbands ex- girlfriend loves doing art work of me. I like this one though it makes me look good! She forgot the tatoos on my arms though. The bitch !

This my sometime darling. I am bi sexual so she makes up for those long lonely nights.

Fat Chicks Gone Wild

Me and my bitches after a night of fun and drinking.

Brand New Years Start

This is one of my many internet boyfriends. I forget his name but he shore was a fun dood.

This is my new doll I got comin out next holiday season. Man it looks like me!

This here is a painting my ex- husbands ex- girlfriend did of me cause I took her man. Damn that is a lot of exs....

I forgot to write a post damn. I like to show my nippies at this angle, because if I stood up straight and took off the top, these ginormous jugs would flop to my stomach. But hey its all good.

I'm a skank and I know it.